Thursday, January 31, 2008

Just call me Uncle Silverback

It's January 31, and you know what that means...

It's National Gorilla Suit Day.

Don't make the same mistake I made last year on this auspicious occasion. I was shopping for necessities in our local Wal-Mart (what can I say... I'm cheap) when I happened to pass a certain simian rifling through the discount DVD bin.

"Pardon me, ma'am," I said, "but that's an exceptionally fine gorilla suit you've donned for National Gorilla Suit Day."

"I'm not wearing a gorilla suit," growled the Wal-Mart denizen, clutching NASCAR's Greatest Laps, Volume 27 in one hairy mitt and a three-disc Chuck Norris retrospective in the other.

Color me embarrassed.

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1 insisted on sticking two cents in:

Blogger Mr. Fabulous offered these pearls of wisdom...

Oh man, Vol 27 IS the best one!

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