Monday, March 05, 2007

Britney: Call me Antichrist

It's official: Britney Spears has lost her freaking mind.

According to the London-based tabloid News of the World, Britney attempted to commit suicide last week by hanging herself with a bedsheet. This, after scrawling the number 666 on her newly shorn pate and screaming, "I am the Antichrist!"

Tune the Twilight Zone theme, Mr. Serling.

Comedy aside, if some serious intervention doesn't kick into gear, I'm going to be moving all the Britney posts from Spederline to Dead People Got No Reason to Live... and soon.

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1 insisted on sticking two cents in:

Blogger Mr. Fabulous offered these pearls of wisdom...

I think we all know that *I* am the Anti-Christ.

4:56 PM  

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