Britney: Call me Antichrist
It's official: Britney Spears has lost her freaking mind.
According to the London-based tabloid News of the World, Britney attempted to commit suicide last week by hanging herself with a bedsheet. This, after scrawling the number 666 on her newly shorn pate and screaming, "I am the Antichrist!"
Tune the Twilight Zone theme, Mr. Serling.
Comedy aside, if some serious intervention doesn't kick into gear, I'm going to be moving all the Britney posts from Spederline to Dead People Got No Reason to Live... and soon.
According to the London-based tabloid News of the World, Britney attempted to commit suicide last week by hanging herself with a bedsheet. This, after scrawling the number 666 on her newly shorn pate and screaming, "I am the Antichrist!"
Tune the Twilight Zone theme, Mr. Serling.
Comedy aside, if some serious intervention doesn't kick into gear, I'm going to be moving all the Britney posts from Spederline to Dead People Got No Reason to Live... and soon.
Labels: Celebritiana, Ripped From the Headlines, Spederline
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 12:56 PM
1 insisted on sticking two cents in:
I think we all know that *I* am the Anti-Christ.
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