Vilsacked!
This just in: Former Iowa governor Tom Vilsack has decided to end his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination.
This also just in: A new poll shows that 92 percent of Americans have no idea who Tom Vilsack is, much less that he's running for President.
The remaining eight percent mistakenly believe that he's the guy who invented the footbag.
This also just in: A new poll shows that 92 percent of Americans have no idea who Tom Vilsack is, much less that he's running for President.
The remaining eight percent mistakenly believe that he's the guy who invented the footbag.
Labels: Celebritiana, Random Acts of Patriotism, Ripped From the Headlines, The Body Politic
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