Thursday, June 09, 2005

Happy birthday, Donald!

It's Donald Duck's 71st birthday today.

Isn't it about time he got some remedial therapy for that speech impediment?

And put some pants on?

(And if you're Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman, or Michael J. Fox, aren't you a tad miffed that your birthday goes unheralded, while some darned cartoon duck grabs all the glory? Then again, Michael J. Fox is the Anti-Elvis, so who cares about his stupid birthday?)

In a vaguely related story, the mayor of Valdosta, Georgia adopted a rubber duck, and invited his fellow citizens to do likewise. (All right, it's some kind of promotion to support the local food bank. But it just sounded odd. And it had a duck in it.)

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