What's Up With That? #61: Worst Effen branding concept ever
Most people who know me at all well know that I don't drink alcohol.
Therefore, the following statement should not come as a surprise to anyone:
I do not want any Effen Vodka.
If you were thinking of giving me any Effen Vodka — say, as a token of esteem for a blog post well done — please keep your Effen Vodka to yourself.
And, while I respect your right to drink all the Effen Vodka you want (assuming that you're of legal drinking age in your jurisdiction), please don't drive after you've had your Effen Vodka. I don't want to see you injure anyone — including yourself — while under the influence of Effen Vodka.
I trust that I have made my position on this Effen Vodka as clear as... well... Effen Vodka.
Thank you.
Therefore, the following statement should not come as a surprise to anyone:
I do not want any Effen Vodka.
If you were thinking of giving me any Effen Vodka — say, as a token of esteem for a blog post well done — please keep your Effen Vodka to yourself.
And, while I respect your right to drink all the Effen Vodka you want (assuming that you're of legal drinking age in your jurisdiction), please don't drive after you've had your Effen Vodka. I don't want to see you injure anyone — including yourself — while under the influence of Effen Vodka.
I trust that I have made my position on this Effen Vodka as clear as... well... Effen Vodka.
Thank you.
Labels: Aimless Riffing, Cool Stuff, Taking Umbrage, Whats Up With That, Wonderful World of Advertising
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 12:11 PM
6 insisted on sticking two cents in:
EFFEN was named 3rd best Vodka. The branding is great, just visit the website! Says a lot more than yours. Go bitch about something more meaningful you hoe-bag.
Anonymous: See what happens to your brain when you drink too much Effen Vodka?
(Hoe-bag? I keep my gardening implements in the garage.)
Is this post actually supporting Effen? I mean, you kept mentioning the brand and linked it with each mention. You getting paid for this post? lol
Jonah: What part of "I don't drink alcohol" and "I do not want any Effen Vodka" was unclear to you, my friend?
As for getting paid... no, but shoot me an e-mail and I'll tell you where to route your donation. ;)
This post reminds me of the SNL skit, for Sofa King. "It's SofaKing great!":)
Janet: I knew that if anyone understood, it would be you. :)
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