Curses, foiled again!
What?
I got passed over for People's Sexiest Man Alive again?
How could this happen? This is an injustice — a heinous, barefaced travesty, I say! How on earth could they rule that any other man on the planet is sexier than I am? How could...
Eh?
What's that?
George Clooney?
Oh.
Hmm.
Well.
Forget I said anything.
I got passed over for People's Sexiest Man Alive again?
How could this happen? This is an injustice — a heinous, barefaced travesty, I say! How on earth could they rule that any other man on the planet is sexier than I am? How could...
Eh?
What's that?
George Clooney?
Oh.
Hmm.
Well.
Forget I said anything.
Labels: Sexiest People Alive, Taking Umbrage
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 3:56 PM
4 insisted on sticking two cents in:
There is no shame in being first runner up.
Here's what I have never understood: George Clooney has won this before. Last year Matthew McConaughey won. So, what specifically happened in the last 365 days to make McConaughey uglier and Clooney better looking to regain the prize?
Mr. Fab: Second runner-up. They slotted you in ahead of me, you foxy hunk o' man, you.
Gooch: I'm with you on this. In fact, I made this same point last year.
I've given up on getting on the list. However, I have made Jantior and Custodial Monthly's Sexiest Man for the third year, so that makes up for it.
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