Thursday, November 16, 2006

K-Fed's got your Evian right here

As we reported here yesterday, Kevin Federline's concert rider (yeah, I know — it cracks me up just typing it) demands that the performance venue provide him and his entourage (snicker!) with, among a legion of other items ranging from Altoids to Doritos, six liters of bottled water of — specifically — any brand other than Evian.

But what have we here? A grinning K-Fed, holding — do these aging eyes deceive me? — a bottle of the dreaded Evian. In fact, Kevin is seated behind a veritable frosty bucket of the stuff. There's even an Evian logo on prominent display in the background.

Dude, this is not going to help your street cred (ha!) in the least. No wonder the Britster gave your sorry butt the boot.

Well, that, and the whole no-talent loser thing.

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Blogger Mr. Fabulous offered these pearls of wisdom...

What a poser. Everyone knows that those of us with street cred drink Dasani...

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous offered these pearls of wisdom...

I can't help but feel sorry for poor Kevin Freeloader. He married a rich hot blonde who looks like every gym teachers fantasy in a school girl outfit, and he pissed it away. He went from KFed to KMart at warp 10. Idiot.

4:35 PM  

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