Monday, November 24, 2008

What's Up With That? #67: That's why it's called the Big House

Because it's essential that Sonoma County continue to solidify its reputation as the pedophilia capital of North America...

A teacher at one of the local high schools was arrested this weekend, charged with allegedly engineering an illicit rendezvous with a teenage girl.

Scott Dietlin, a 34-year-old history and economics teacher at Casa Grande High School in Petaluma, was arraigned today in San Mateo County on three felony counts.

According to Burlingame police, Dietlin made a connection with two underage female residents of that community via their MySpace page. When the girls reported Dietlin's untoward e-mails to local authorities, a police detective continued the conversations until Saturday's scheduled meeting.

I'm guessing that Mr. Dietlin was a tad surprised when his online dream date turned up wearing a badge and Police Special.

Ironically, Casa Grande High's nickname among local kids is "the Big House," a pun on its Spanish name. As my daughter KM said of Dietlin's misadventure...

"He'll be going from the Big House to the Big House."

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Anonymous LongTimeFirstTime offered these pearls of wisdom...

"Pedophilia capital of North America".

Worst tourism campaign ever.

10:21 AM  
Blogger SwanShadow offered these pearls of wisdom...

LongTimeFirstTime: At least I said "of North America." I think Bangkok still holds the world title.

But... yeah.

11:19 AM  
Blogger Shelli offered these pearls of wisdom...

Haven't pedophiles learned yet about the Internet stings to trap pedophiles?

2:02 PM  
Blogger SwanShadow offered these pearls of wisdom...

Shelli: The Second Rule of Pedophilia seems to be: "I'll never be the guy who gets caught."

The First Rule of Pedophilia, of course, is: "You do NOT talk about Pedophilia Club."

3:01 PM  

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