Another year, another injustice
Once again, People Magazine has stubbornly refused to acknowledge my animal magnetism by naming me the Sexiest Man Alive.
Apparently, animal magnetism counts, though, because this year's honoree is Wolverine.
Excuse me while I go sharpen my claws, and work on my Australian accent.
If the folks from Sexiest Middle-Aged Fat Guy Alive call while I'm out, take a message.
Apparently, animal magnetism counts, though, because this year's honoree is Wolverine.
Excuse me while I go sharpen my claws, and work on my Australian accent.
If the folks from Sexiest Middle-Aged Fat Guy Alive call while I'm out, take a message.
Labels: Aimless Riffing, Celebritiana, Ripped From the Headlines, Sexiest People Alive, Taking Umbrage
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 3:11 PM
2 insisted on sticking two cents in:
Sexiest Middle-Aged Fat Guy Alive? They have such a pagent? I'm in man. I'll have ta get me a new thong for the swimsuit competition. Ohhh weee or is it Sooo Eeee in my case?
Sank: I'm not sure the world is ready for you or me in a thong. There's such a thing as too much sexy.
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