Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Now that's what I call "ripped from the headlines"

From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" Department, this just in:

An American Airlines flight headed for Dallas was diverted to Nashville yesterday when passengers smelled a sulferous aroma in the cabin. All 104 persons aboard were deplaned and interviewed, the aircraft was inspected, and all of the luggage searched.

Upon investigation, it was determined that the source of the odor was a female passenger who had lit several matches to mask the smell of her flatulence.

With all of the increased security measures associated with air travel these days, I suppose that it was only a matter of time before someone raised a stink.

Next time, lady, just say, "Excuse me."


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