Drink up, Hulkamaniacs!

Taste this, America...

A company known as Bliss Beverage is marketing an energy drink to be endorsed by professional 'rassler and reality TV star Hulk Hogan.



Hulk Energy, as the potent potable will be branded, is a spinoff of Socko, which sounds vaguely like something that might have been swirling in the punchbowl on an episode of Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In.

According to the official press release:

"Hulk Energy powered by Socko" has been specifically designed to deliver an impact of energy fortified with Taurine, vitamins B12, B6 and Horny Goat Weed to help endurance while increasing mental awareness without unwanted carbohydrates.

I don't know about you, but I'm always worried that I'm not getting enough Horny Goat Weed in my diet. Nothing in the press release indicates what, if any, anabolic steroids will be included in the Hulk Energy recipe.

An interesting side note: One of the marketing geniuses who dreamed up Hulk Energy is Jason Hervey, a former child actor best remembered as Wayne Arnold, Fred Savage's older brother on The Wonder Years. Nice to see he grew up and made a success of himself...

...selling Hulk Hogan energy drinks.

Forget I said that.