Tuesday, November 01, 2005

U Can 2 Touch This

Wanna buy 50% of the publishing rights to MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" and "2 Legit 2 Quit"? Now you can, courtesy of the California State Bankruptcy Court.

But wait — there's more! Order now, and the court will throw in 15 pairs of neon orange parachute pants, absolutely free!

The assets of Hammer, whose fortunes have fallen hard in the dozen or so years since his days as a hitmaking rap artist, have actually been controlled by the bankruptcy court since 1996. A near-endless string of lawsuits relative to the rights to Hammer's music kept the court from selling off the intellectual property for the past nine years.

The auction of Hammer's catalog closes February 28, 2006, so bid early and bid often. Your mailbox could soon be filled with royalty checks and invitations to nostalgia parties.

Break it down one time!

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