Monday, November 21, 2005

Better golf through genetics

This past weekend, Tiger Woods and Annika Sorenstam both won the last big professional tournament of the year for their respective genders. No surprise there.

But I was thinking...

Since Tiger was going to marry a Scandinavian woman anyway...

wouldn't it have been wicked cool if he and Annika had hooked up?

Can you imagine the golf career that would await their offspring? They'd be shoving a driver in the kid's hand before he or she was potty trained.

I'd buy futures in that baby.

2 insisted on sticking two cents in:

Anonymous Anonymous offered these pearls of wisdom...

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods

Of course Tiger is a white man dressed up like a black man.

9:08 PM  
Blogger SwanShadow offered these pearls of wisdom...

My reading audience is even more diverse than I thought. Who knew David Duke was an SSTOL fan?

8:23 AM  

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