Friday, April 01, 2005

I guess "White Wedding" would have seemed a bit crass

Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles have selected three favorite hymns for their April 8 wedding ceremony. The hymns:
  • "Immortal Invisible" appropriate choice for two people who look as though they might not cast reflections in a mirror.
  • "Love Divine, All Loves Excelling" ...even the love Charles once professed for... umm... old what's her name. You know, the one who died in the car crash.
  • "Praise my Soul the King of Heaven" ...that Chuck and Cami are too long in the tooth to even think about reproducing.
As for me, I'm still not entirely convinced that Charles and Camilla are not, in fact, the same person, with their weird relationship being nothing more than an illusion created by computer graphics and rapid costume changes.

In related news from Buckingham Palace, Camilla has decided she does not wish to be known as "Queen" when she and Charles jump the broom. Too bad, really — she does bear a striking resemblance to Freddie Mercury.

1 insisted on sticking two cents in:

Blogger Lynda offered these pearls of wisdom...

You crack me up - maybe they should go with "Bohemian Rhapsody" :-)

8:56 PM  

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