Wrong-Way Richie rides again
According to the Associated Press, Nicole Richie was busted this morning by the California Highway Patrol on suspicion of drunk driving.
Nicole Richie, drunk? Color me flabbergasted. Who'da thunk? (Pardon me for a moment, while I wipe up this dripping sarcasm.)
Apparently, Miss Twiglet America was piloting her Benz in the wrong direction on an L.A.-area freeway when the CHiPs picked her up.
And to think, Joel Madden dumped Hilary Duff for the Nicster because he was looking for someone more "mature."
Yeah, this works, Joel.
Nicole Richie, drunk? Color me flabbergasted. Who'da thunk? (Pardon me for a moment, while I wipe up this dripping sarcasm.)
Apparently, Miss Twiglet America was piloting her Benz in the wrong direction on an L.A.-area freeway when the CHiPs picked her up.
And to think, Joel Madden dumped Hilary Duff for the Nicster because he was looking for someone more "mature."
Yeah, this works, Joel.
Labels: Celebritiana, Ripped From the Headlines
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 10:13 AM
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She weighs 85 pounds. All she probably had to do is sniff a beer...
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