Shock therapy

According to Us Weekly, music producer Clive Davis has corraled professional train wreck Courtney Love into helping singer Whitney Houston clean up from her "decline into a drug hell."



That doesn't seem like a sound strategy to me.



Here's a pop quiz...

Courtney Love helping you deal with your drug addiction is like:

1. Louie Anderson helping you with your diet.
   
   
2. Paul Reubens working with you on your child pornography fetish.
   
   
3. Marilyn Manson giving you fashion and makeup tips.
   
   
4. Shopping for toupées with Elton John.
   
   
5. All of the above.