What's Up With That? #34: Living in the land of short eyes
You know, I love living in Sonoma County, but sometimes, I have to wonder.
Thirteen years ago, we had the Polly Klaas murder.
In 1998, science fiction author Isaac Asimov's son David turned out to be the local king of child pornography.
In the early part of the current decade, revelation after revelation about pedophilic priests in the local Roman Catholic diocese made daily headlines in the local newspaper.
Now, one of our former residents confesses to the murder of JonBenet Ramsey.
It must be something in our water.
For the sake of the county's Number One industry, I hope it's not the same water they're using in the wine.
Thirteen years ago, we had the Polly Klaas murder.
In 1998, science fiction author Isaac Asimov's son David turned out to be the local king of child pornography.
In the early part of the current decade, revelation after revelation about pedophilic priests in the local Roman Catholic diocese made daily headlines in the local newspaper.
Now, one of our former residents confesses to the murder of JonBenet Ramsey.
It must be something in our water.
For the sake of the county's Number One industry, I hope it's not the same water they're using in the wine.
Labels: My Home Town, Taking Umbrage, Whats Up With That
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 4:55 PM
1 insisted on sticking two cents in:
Something tells me, Mister Rogers "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" jingle ain't too popular in your neck of the woods.
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