Monday, April 17, 2006

Reality TV: Who Wants to Be Elvira?

Actress Cassandra Peterson, who parlayed both her talents into a lengthy career as TV scream queen Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, is promoting a potential new reality series in which contestants would vie for the honor of assuming Elvira's mantle, along with her trademark fright wig and bosom-baring costume.

Prerequisites for future Elvira wannabes include:
  • A penchant for exhibitionism.
  • Access to a top-notch plastic surgeon.
  • Experience in the adult entertainment industry.
  • High tolerance for low-calorie American beer; i.e., Coors Light.
  • Willingness to spout endless horror film clichés.
  • A complete lack of shame.
Dennis Rodman need not apply.

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