Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Not the King of "Pop" after all

In an interview with an Irish newspaper, Michael Jackson's ex-wife — and doesn't that phrase look peculiar when you see it onscreen? — says the erstwhile Thriller didn't fondle his kids.

Oops.. sorry. Make that, didn't father his kids.

Glad we got that straightened out.

Now, what was I saying?

Ah, yes.

Debbie Rowe told the Sunday World that the two children she bore while married to the music legend — Prince Michael Jr., now eight years old, and Paris Katherine, now age seven — were actually fathered by an anonymous sperm donor.

I guess Jacko wasn't kidding when he told Billie Jean, "The kid is not my son." Not his daughter either, apparently.

In an odd way, I find this revelation comforting. Because frankly, the image of Freaky Mike and Debbie the Troglodyte doing the horizontal mambo is just... well... icky.

Just try to get that visual out of your head for the rest of today.

1 insisted on sticking two cents in:

Blogger Janet offered these pearls of wisdom...

Shocking news.


I'm speechless over here.


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