There she is...Miss "You're Fired"

Donald Trump, who already owns a fifty percent stake in both the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants, reportedly wants to buy the Miss America contest too.

I hope The Donald understands that the girls aren't included in the purchase agreement.

Apparently, Trump has some yet-to-be-revealed (no pun intended) ideas about making the venerable pose-off more "watchable." I presume these ideas do not include sending the pageant contestants to Trump's own hairstylist.