Thursday, February 03, 2005

Nothing lasts forever, except maybe Donald Rumsfeld

News: The current Star Trek series, Star Trek: Enterprise, is cancelled.

Comment: Enterprise? Is that still on? (Sorry, DL.)

News: Commissioner Gary Bettman prepares to cancel the long-delayed NHL season.

Comment: Hockey? Is that still on? (Sorry, Canada.)

News: NFL great Emmitt Smith retires as a Dallas Cowboy.

Comment: Emmitt Smith? Is he still on? (Sorry, Texas.)

News: Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld claims he tried to resign twice, but the President wouldn't let him.

Comment: Rumsfeld? Is he still on? (Sorry, America.)

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