Saturday, November 13, 2004

Ripped from Saturday's headlines

Vice President Dick Cheney was taken to a hospital emergency room, suffering from chest pains and shortness of breath. X-rays of the Vice President's heart showed nothing.

Rapper O.D.B. (Old Dirty Person of Illegitimate Parentage), formerly of the Wu-Tang Clan, died in a Manhattan recording studio at the age of 35. The death shocked Israeli officials, who had been under the impression that the O.D.B. had passed away earlier in the week.

The Golden State Warriors posted their first victory of the NBA season, after starting the campaign with six consecutive losses. The victory shocked longtime Warrior fans, who were under the impression that the team might not win a game all year.

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