Thursday, November 11, 2004

That's just wrong, for so many reasons

I'm not sure what's ickiest about the story that Liza Minnelli allegedly coerced her 56-year-old bodyguard into having sexual relations with her rather than lose his job:
  • That anyone would be coerced into having sex with Liza Minnelli;
  • That anyone would view remaining in the employ of Liza Minnelli as being worth having coerced sex with her;
  • That a woman with Liza Minnelli's wealth and celebrity status would, having made the decision to coerce someone into having sex with her, choose a 56-year-old bodyguard instead of some handsome young studmuffin on the make;
  • That we all now have the mental image of Liza Minnelli and her 56-year-old bodyguard gettin' jiggy wit' it.
Eeewwwww. I'd go take a hot shower and scrub myself all over with a loofa, if that wasn't going to make me think of Bill O'Reilly.

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