They're creepy, but they're rich
You're worth what someone will pay you, I suppose, but it's baffling to me that Warner Home Video would sign the Olsen twins to a 10-year distribution deal yielding an eight-figure advance.
Is there that much demand for Mary-Kate and Ashley — whose appeal is entirely lost on me; I think they resemble a Margaret Keane poster for Children of the Corn — that a studio will spend upwards of ten million bucks just to have them stand around for the next decade? The mind boggles.
I just hope the girls take some of that money and order a pizza. With everything. And eat it.
Is there that much demand for Mary-Kate and Ashley — whose appeal is entirely lost on me; I think they resemble a Margaret Keane poster for Children of the Corn — that a studio will spend upwards of ten million bucks just to have them stand around for the next decade? The mind boggles.
I just hope the girls take some of that money and order a pizza. With everything. And eat it.
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