Friday, September 24, 2004

The wicked flee when no one pursues

As reported by the Associated Press and E! Online, Irish chanteuse Sinéad O'Connor took out a full-page ad in today's Irish Examiner newspaper, demanding that people stop making fun of her.

Memo to Sinéad: In order to make fun of you, people must actually be thinking about you. Which no one has been. For a dozen years.

Doesn't make "Nothing Compares 2 U" not one of the greatest female pop vocal performances of all time — it is. But get over yourself, colleen. No one cares. You are so last millennium.

Incidentally, it appears that the shorn-headed songstress got her knickers in a bunch after the Irish press ridiculed her call for a "National Delousing Day" on the Emerald Isle. I guess we now know why Sinéad keeps her hair so short.

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