Thursday, December 15, 2005

An Amish fool and his money are soon... well, you know

This sounds like the beginning of a joke, but apparently it isn't...

A 75-year-old Amish man seeks professional services from a woman of rentable virtue. The hooker blackmails the Amish gent out of $67 large by threatening to post photos of the two of them together on the Internet. He, fearing discovery by — and ostracism from — his Amish brethren, forked over the loot.

Fortunately, the old fellow's bank tipped his son to Papa's usually large withdrawal, whereupon Sonny persuaded Dad to 'fess up. Son calls the cops, the cops bust the hooker, her boyfriend-slash-pimp, and a couple of accomplices in the scam. Justice is served, and all's well that ends well.

But here's what I don't understand.

Amish guy. Threatened with blackmail via Internet porn. Fears other Amish guys will find out.


They don't have Internet access, dude. They're Amish. No computers. No electricity, for pity's sake.

How would they ever have known?

2 insisted on sticking two cents in:

Anonymous Dan offered these pearls of wisdom...

I spotted this and had the same thought! How would anyone in the Amish community find out? Just maby the whole story is make believe? I wonder...

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Dan offered these pearls of wisdom...

maby? What was I doing? insert maybe...

6:20 PM  

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