Monday, January 03, 2005

A best-seller preserved in Amber

Looks as though the first major book release of the new year will be the 214-page tome written by (okay, who are we kidding here? ghosted for) Scott Peterson's erstwhile mistress Amber Frey. Witness For the Prosecution of Scott Peterson — now there's a gripping title — reportedly contains such gems as Amber's revelation that she "still thinks about Scott from time to time," and wonders "if he thinks about me."

Clearly, this woman is a slow learner.

The book also includes chapters entitled "Oh My God! Laci's Baby is Due On My Birthday!" and "Isn't That a Little Twisted, Scott?" I suppose that, if the whole "massage therapy" industry takes a nosedive, Amber may well have a future composing headlines for supermarket tabloids. She does, after all, have considerable experience in that department.

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