Thursday, December 02, 2004

What's Up With That? #9: Angelina's Secret

This just in from World Entertainment News Network:
Angelina Jolie has become the latest star to suffer a "wardrobe malfunction" — she was mortified when she discovered her bra was on show to a crowd of photographers. The actress wore a black coat down the red carpet at a preview screening of her latest film Alexander in New York, but when she took it off inside the cinema, her top revealed flashes of her lingerie. A source told British magazine OK! that Jolie was so upset, she sent her publicists to make the photographers erase the offending photos. Then she adjusted her top and posed again.
Why the sudden burst of modesty, Ange? You've appeared what my grandmother used to call "butt-nekkid" in any number of films seen by millions of ticket buyers and DVD owners/renters, and you're panicked because a couple of paparazzi snapped photos of your brassiere?

At least you were wearing one, honey-chile. If you were Jennifer Aniston or Kirsten Dunst — whom I don't believe own a single bra between them — maybe you'd have cause for concern.


2 insisted on sticking two cents in:

Blogger Joel offered these pearls of wisdom...

Maybe because she's embarrassed her kid(s?) will see her on some TV special. At least she can control the movies (for the most part) coming into her house.

3:51 PM  
Blogger SwanShadow offered these pearls of wisdom...

That's an angle I hadn't considered. Still seems silly in context, though.

4:55 PM  

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