Thursday, December 16, 2004

Lisa Marie says, "Thank yew... thankyewverymuch."

Old and busted: Owning the rights to your famous deceased father's name and image, American icons that rake in about $45 million in revenue annually.

New hotness: Selling dear old Dad to a corporate raider for $53 million in cash, $20 million in stock options, and the offloading of $25 million in debt.

At least Lisa Marie kept the house. She'll still be able to wander the hallways of Graceland in the wee hours and listen to the voice of her father's ghost whispering, "You sold me for how much? And you married Michael who?"

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